stereolights:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

macabresyndrome:

BDSM Bunnies

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infinitenap:

security guards

foreverwholocked:

clusterbeatboxer:

cadaverousgallant:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

raiseusfromperdition:

tedschmosbyarchitect:

tardistautology:

Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas?

oh my god

get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies

byE

CANNOT UNSEE THANKS TO TUMBLR THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

wILL NEVER UNSEE OH GOD

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

thelonemagician:

its literally nintendogs

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My dad singing SHINee

dumpsterfetus:

claydols:

you might say im pretty hardcore…sometimes i battle legendary pokemon without saving beforehand

there’s a difference between hardcore and downright reckless

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the-psychotic-biotic:

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

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